Lincoln’s Greatest Failure
(Or, How a Real Statesman Would Have Ended Slavery)by Thomas DiLorenzoNovember 15, 2012"Every other country in the world got rid of slavery without a civil war . . . . How much would that cost compared...
View ArticleFucknut Pat Robertson: Atheists Are Miserable at Christmas, So They Want You...
The withering fossil also claims "They [Atheists] want to steal your holiday away"by Larry SimonsNovember 26, 2012Yesterday on the 700 Club, Christian relic Pat Robertson rose from the primordial ashes...
View ArticleDipshit Bill O'Reilly: Christianity is Not A Religion
"War On" Christmas is back in full swing in 2012. It begins with O' Reilly claiming that Christianity is not a religion, but a philosophyby Larry SimonsNovember 29, 2012Last night on The O' Reilly...
View ArticleSpielberg’s Upside-Down History: The Myth of Lincoln and the Thirteenth...
by Thomas J. DiLorenzoNovember 30, 2012"Armies of scholars, meticulously investigating every aspect of [Lincoln’s] life, have failed to find a single act of racial bigotry on his part."~ Doris...
View Article"War on Christmas" 2012: It's Official: Bill O' Reilly and Ben Stein are Nuts
Jew Ben Stein proclaims "[Christmas] is a holiday marking the birth of a man, we'll call him the Son of God, who said 'Peace on Earth and on Earth goodwill to men. What could possibly be wrong in...
View ArticleJon Stewart Exposes Absurdity of the Nonexistent "War on Christmas"
Comedian brings sanity and reality to a tiresome annual non-issueby Larry SimonsDecember 4, 2012On Monday's telecast of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Emmy winning host exposed the absurdity of...
View ArticleReal Truth Online's 2012 Fraud of the Year: The Religious Nutball
Clockwise from upper left: Creflo Dollar, Bill O' Reilly, Joel Osteen, John Hagee, David H. Willis, Mark Wolford, David Barton, Pat RobertsonOstroy avoids what would have been a mind-blowing...
View ArticleTurn to God After the Connecticut School Shooting? Why? He Allowed It to Happen!
FOX News nuts suggest the shooting "might" not have happened if prayer was still in school. Every second of this segment made me want to vomitby Larry SimonsDecember 17, 2012Leave it to the crazies at...
View ArticleJames Dobson Says the Connecticut Shooting Is God's Judgement Upon America...
So God murders six and seven year olds in retaliation for the murders of unborn babies? OK, makes sense...only if you're a colossal mental case like Dobsonby Larry SimonsDecember 18, 2012When I said in...
View ArticleGovernment Security is Just Another Kind of Violence
by Ron PaulDecember 24, 2012The senseless and horrific killings last week in Newtown, Connecticut reminded us that a determined individual or group of individuals can cause great harm no matter what...
View ArticleMy Top 10 Favorite Songs of 2012
by Larry SimonsDecember 31, 20121. Disconnected[Keane]from Strangeland2. Bury Me In Willow[Asia]from XXX3. Incomplete[Hoobastank]from Fight or Flight4. Slow Down[Hoobastank]from Fight or Flight5....
View ArticleMy Top 10 Favorite Albums of 2012
by Larry SimonsDecember 31, 20121. Strangeland[Keane]2. XXX[Asia]3. Fight or Flight[Hoobastank]4. Human Again[Ingrid Michaelson]5. To the Power of Three[3]6. Never Too Late[Jimi Jamison]7. Rock...
View ArticleGuns and the President
by Andrew P. NapolitanoLewRockwell.comJanuary 24, 2013Here is an uncomfortable pop quiz: Who has killed more children, Adam Lanza or Barack Obama? We'll hold off on the answer for a few paragraphs...
View ArticleMy Thoughts on Gun Control
Addressing Those Who Support the Banning of Guns in Americaby Larry SimonsMarch 2, 2013In the wake of the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School on December 14, 2012, which claimed the lives of 20...
View ArticlePat Robertson Admits That Religion Is for the Less Educated
The fossil says that God performs miracles on those who are less educated and willing to accept anything they are told by religious peopleby Larry SimonsApril 5, 2013For agnostics like me, Christmas...
View ArticleMore Photos Show Private Military Security Running Drills at Boston Marathon
Mike AdamsNatural NewsApril 18, 2013Natural News has now confirmed that at least five private military contractors were operating on scene at the Boston marathon, and that they all carried black...
View ArticleEvidence Mounts that Boston Bombers Were FBI Assets
by Alexander HigginsApril 27, 2013(let me state that the writer, Alexander Higgins, made more than a handful of grammatical errors in the following story. I made the correct changes [inserting commas,...
View ArticleGeorge W. Bush Almost Uses the Word "Conspiracy" to Describe Boston Bombings,...
Bush stops himself from using the word "conspiracy", but another word he does use is more revealingby Larry SimonsApril 29. 2012In a recent interview that aired on April 24, Diane Sawyer spoke with...
View ArticleChristian Heavy Metal Singer [and Nut] Charged with A Crime That Would Make A...
Attorney for singer Tim Lambesis says his client was "set up". Was the set up before or after Lambesis gave the would-be hit man $1,000 in cash, photos of his wife, her address, codes to get through...
View ArticlePat Robertson Tells A Woman Whose Husband Cheated On Her to Basically Get...
Great "Christian" advice from Pat "I lost my fucking mind 20 years ago" Robertson to A woman whose husband cheated on her: Stop focusing on the cheatingby Larry SimonsMay 16, 2013There are a few...
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